March 2012
“I don’t need God and I never will, Believe in yourself… lulz.”
– Lulz
brandnewswastikas:
“Where are the tits on this thing?” he shouted angrily at the curator of the Mark Rothko exhibit.
Weird →
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favoritepanties replied to your post: hotstonerchick replied to your post: I stared into…
what’s not to get? I don’t understand.
People probably don’t know what it’s referring to and they just assume it’s a badly composed piece of flash fiction about going on a date with a murderer at Chili’s while Big Time Rush plays in the background.
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hotstonerchick replied to your post: I stared into the killer’s eyes. It was amazing to…
” I stopped reading at ‘Big Time Rush’ “
“I don’t get it” - at least 10 people by now…imbeciles…
shadowxsama:
strepsis:
I stared into the killer’s eyes. It was amazing to finally be one-on-one with him, talking over a plate of baby back ribs at Chili’s while Big Time Rush played softly in the background, near the men’s bathroom. From what I gathered from his Facebook profile, he seemed like a very intelligent and cool person.
“So, you must be pretty smart, huh,” I said.
“Yeah, I guess...
I stared into the killer’s eyes. It was amazing to finally be one-on-one with him, talking over a plate of baby back ribs at Chili’s while Big Time Rush played softly in the background, near the men’s bathroom. From what I gathered from his Facebook profile, he seemed like a very intelligent and cool person.
“So, you must be pretty smart, huh,” I said.
“Yeah,...
This school shooter seems really smart so I think I’m going to ask him if he wants to go on a date with me to Chili’s.
“I really wanted to like this but I found this book self-indulgent and...”
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cisgender replied to your post: Today an annoying girl posted “BNL is such a…
Bare Naked Ladies
Bare Naked Ladies High School [2] is a comprehensive four-year public high school located in the eastern part of Bedford, Indiana and is accredited by the Indiana State Department of Public Instruction and the North Central Association of Colleges and Schools.
Today an annoying girl posted “BNL is such a fucking joke” as a status update on Facebook. I bet she doesn’t do her homework or pay attention in class and feels personally victimized by her teachers when she gets reprimanded for not doing her homework or not paying attention. She probably has personal issues with other students at the school and blames the school for some reason....
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venusaurphobia replied to your post: This is crazy. Everywhere in America, precalculus…
Precal is referring to the area immediately surrounding California when traveling from the East. Example: “Are we back in California yet?” “Obviously not. Look how boring and ugly everything is. We’re still in Precal.”
What a coincidence: the class is ugly and boring, too. Like, when am I ever going to...
Merel - Roadkill
This is crazy. Everywhere in America, precalculus classes are typically abbreviated “pre-calc” or “precalc.” But here, everyone calls it “precal.” I’m scared and confused. What is the standard abbreviation?
February 2012
So in history class we had to do group presentations which our classmates evaluated…and after school the cutest girl in the school said she put that she loved me on her evaluation sheet…and on top of that, the precalc test was really easy…wow…is this Rock n’ Roll High School or…????
Tha Recognitions by William Gaddis
Some folks call it soda, some folks call it pop. Around here, we call it poop.
The Man I Fell in Love With - The Dignity Workshop...
http://tumblr.com/tagged/there’s+wheat+all+over+my+bed
tratfastynash asked: Do you have a link to your kreayshawn remix?
Epic Rap Battles of History: Slavoj Zizek vs. Shane Dawson
Today my AP Chemistry teacher was talking about using litmus as a pH indicator, and he said, “drop the base”
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Proton Acceptored God
DJ Edgar Hoover request
“Kim” by Eminem x “We Belong Together” by Mariah Carey
News flash, idiot: everything that doesn’t immediately reveal itself to you and takes some work to understand and appreciate is pretentious.
My blog is one year old today.
The Fall of Troy - F.C.P.R.E.M.I.X. (Skrillex Remix)
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Down with the Sickness -...
For my next essay, my thesis is going to be that you can’t hate from outside of the club when you can’t even get in
2009
clamn:
and the crow goes wild!
dude your so high
dude your so high dude your so high
exdeadpottery4ever:
Girlsareshort - Beautiful...
favoritepanties:
Last night, Trevor, Ellen, and a bunch of other people including myself said “sorry for party rocking” way too much.
We were actually at a party hosted by the members of LMFAO.
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Down with the Sickness -...
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Aaron Carter feat. the cast of How I Met Your Mother - “How I Beat Shaq’s Mother”