January 2012
k-nock:
See more clowns
Not talk for a whole month
Find out how much of my body I can cover with anti-perspirant before it kills me
Write an entire newspaper all by myself
Not talk to my dad
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Witness something unspeakable
Practice holding my breath
Spend less time looking at my wrist pretending I have a watch
Call that kid who ate his scabs in 8th grade a “weird bitch” because...
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brandnewswastikas replied to your post: Hey…summer 2011 was the best summer of my life
Hey, mine was great as well. We’re both great guys.
Just Two Great Guys
Hey…summer 2011 was the best summer of my life
Tips for 2012
If you have fresh green beans on hand, even if it takes a longer time to clean or prepare them properly, use them instead of canned green beans. Canned green beans are really gross; fresh green beans are good.
If you’re going out with your friends and it’s really hot outside, but you’re self-conscious about how you look in shorts, just wear them anyway. Your friends won’t...
I would make one of those “blogs to follow” lists but I feel like it would just give my very favorite blogs lots of really dumb followers.
Blogs; and why you should follow them.
What if Smart Guy was a show about Guy Debord? We’d be living in an only slightly different world.
December 2011
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Sometimes I feel like a lot of “really bad” songs/videos are created and uploaded to YouTube solely for the purpose of becoming “viral” so it will become like a phenomenon/perpetuate itself memetically and snowball into merchandise (T-shirts, etc.) and become profitable.
favoritepanties asked: I'm going to share the anime essay with you over google docs. I think it's a pretty fun read, and I need critique on it.
k-nock:
Hi I’m Johnny Knoxville and this is The Armageddon *lands on asteroid hurtling towards earth and blows it up saving the earth from destruction*
worlds-biggest-egg asked: I go to rutgers university. Our linguistics program is really good, and this important Phonological theory (optimality theory) was developed here so we have that going for us. That is pretty true about linguistic departments, but i don't really know how to know, i didn't know the rutgers one was good until I came here. Just look around, usually see how extensive the programs are and the...
himynameiscarl asked: for the record i go to university of california, santa cruz, which has a really good linguistics department. we're not the best, but we're internationally known for it or whatever. georgetown, stanford, MIT, NYU, university of pennsylvania, university of chicago, berkeley, all of those are good linguistics schools. if it's a good school the linguistics department will generally be...
worlds-biggest-egg asked: I am going to school for linguistics you should do it it is really fun!!!!
Drak[he] and J[lied]osh
worlds-biggest-egg:
∀f(Josh): Josh+Drake=∃Drake+∃Josh→∀f(Josh,Drake)=H.M.B.
simplified version
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Drake and Josh ⇔ Josh and Drake
Drake and Josh. Therefore, Drake.
Drake and Josh. Therefore, Josh.
Drake ∧ Josh
k-nock:
Reblog if you eat the plastic on summer sausage “Just For Fun”.
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There are people in their twenties who think child abuse/war/bad things disprove the existence of a god…and they’re taking your Facebook news feed by storm.
What a weird year for girls…I had a stalker/creeper…and she said I listened to bad stoner music
strepsis:
The Gamer Girl From Ipanema
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brandnewswastikas replied to your audio post: The Motifs - Slow Skies please take your gf…and…
Petition for Trevor to meet a rad, sexy, fast lady by Martin Luther King Junior Day
Signed
The Motifs - Slow Skies
please take your...
worlds-biggest-egg asked: let me tell you a joke I heard on phineas and ferb, the girl sister said "When guys like you, they call you cute pet names like honey, sweety, or peg leg pete."
k-nock:
Call your girlfriend pappy because, well, haha don’t worry she’ll get it. hahaha
Everybody Loves RayWilliamJohnson
“Im glad I’m not one of those people that make other people miserable just...”
– A little advice you knuckleheads should all take
hotstonerchick:
Is this kid really 13?
isn’t 13 the age when you start masturbating?
13 year old faggot!
Natural 12 year-old penis
Having Anger Toward Everyone Reaching Success
You’ve never seen saddlebags like these.
hey fuck you professor. i hope all your students...
Lucy’s new boyfriend, Rod