February 2012
backalleyclinic:
Patterns Make Sunrise - Silo...
Instagram is adding the “internethistory” filter this spring. It makes your photo look like it was taken with a disposable camera or a pre-2006 digital camera.
Flickey’s
Phrases that sound like 90s emo bands, maybe:
The Goodbye Mutual
The Van’t Hoff Factor
The Maginot Line
The Maple Run State
cashcrab:
An emo band called The Strepsis Post
Infinite Jest? More like Infinite Rest. Man, that book is boring. I’ve never actually read it, that’s just my impression of somebody who doesn’t like it. Please don’t reblog this post with your opinion about Infinite Jest or David Foster Wallace.
I tried to make a joke involving Burzum and Linux, but it just won’t happen.
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Today Gordon said, “Staind…I love Staind.”
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favoritepanties replied to your post: I made a reading list of books that I’m going to…
by having a bad party
By throwing a party and inviting LMFAO and quietly, sadly realizing that they won’t show up.
I made a reading list of books that I’m going to try to read cover-to-cover because I have a bad habit of starting books and never finishing them. I decided that if I finish them all, I’m going to throw myself a little party. If I don’t finish them all I’m going to punish myself in some way.
Italo Calvino is one of the cast members of Jersey Shore.
Skyrim Straight Edge Mod
David Markson announces from beyond the grave that he’s decided to change the name of his novel Wittgenstein’s Mistress to Wittgenstein’s Bitch ”because it’s more chill that way” (he says as his ghost flies away)
“The food is so good, there’s always a line (ska music starts playing)”
– Adam Richman
Let’s see…wallet, check…keys, check…cell phone, check…privilege, check…
Many different times in the car Colton and I have listened to “Kim” by Eminem and we’ve made two big discoveries:
Eminem is a big fan of Archie/Jughead Comics
When he sings, he sounds like Harold singing “I’m a big ugly clown” in the opera-themed episode of Hey Arnold
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Militantly disliking Ayn Rand vs. militantly disliking Stephen King
LFO
LMFAO
MIMEO
The Garden of Sunny Delights by Hieronymous Bosch
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The Danxiety of Influence by Harold Bloom
The Western Fanon by Harold Bloom
Cap’n Jazz - Planet Shhh
Last year I was told that AP Chemistry was the hardest class at my high school and that I would hate my life/want to kill myself while being in it. Neither of those things turned out to be true, so kiss my American flag. These colors don’t run.
An emo band called BNL AP Chemistry Assignment 9-3
Shaggye - It Waren’t Me
Mountain Lightning
Thomas Pynchon's fifth novel →
Rage Against the Hot Tub Time Machine
Rage Against the Machine
Looked at the sandwich I made and quietly said, “there’s so much going on in this sandwich, not even the bread can contain it”
“You don’t really like that. You just pretend to like it because it’s...”
– Somebody referring to somebody else enjoying something that somebody put years of hard work and effort into
Everyone Aksed About You
Considering ending my conversation with this girl with “I hope you have a very wonderful and safe New Years Eve.” — is it too risky?
brandnewswastikas:
“They call me Gushers Kid and you’ll see why in just a minute,” he said as he took another box of Strawberry Splash flavored Fruit Gushers from his sweat-stained backpack.
Cambria - Woke Up Late
I’m starting a club at my high school for obsessive fans of The Weekenders and/or Lloyd in Space and/or Filmore.