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In a little over a month Cobwebs will have begun an entire year ago — wow-ee!!!! I’m ashamed that I have so little music to show for it, but you (the reader) must finance the logistics of this project in order for it to continue. Please click THIS link and purchase Cobwebs by Cobwebs (Buy Now) for no minimum price (suggested donation of $1,000,000) to receive the songs listed as well as exclusive bonus material, and tell your family and friends. I’ll be using the money not only to replace broken recording equipment, but also to tour the universe to meet all of my adoring fans. I may even release something in a physical format which may or may not also include a FREE registration card to join the Webbies, the official fan club of Cobwebs. Donate your money now or face the unceasing torment of eternal regret, and tell your family and friends also.

I keep thinking that Sissy Spacek would be a good name for a queercore band, and that it would be cool if there were a queercore band who just played harsh noise instead of hardcore punk, and if John Wiese is gay (he has a mustache) then maybe Sissy Spacek is the world’s first gay harsh noise band. I thought about using a record called “Homosexual Slaughter” by a grindcore band called Meat Shits to create a harsh noise piece with a gay theme, but I think I wouldn’t know how to make it interesting, and maybe misappropriating a homophobic work of art into a gay one is too annoyingly “subversive” to be cool, but maybe I will just ask John Wiese to do it. Anyway, Sissy Spacek has a 7” called “Sissy Space Camp” which I think is really funny. see ya

I’m failing all of my finals because I can’t stop thinking about how Chief Keef just came out with a song called “Macaroni Time”

Indiana University sent me an “I ♥ IU” sticker with the adhesive material on the wrong side

update: they say it’s for your car window…but I think they’ve got an ulterior motive

This summer I’m going to try very hard to improve my physical appearance, because I think that even though I don’t look bad necessarily, I haven’t looked good in a long time or maybe ever, and I think it will be somehow “funny” if I actually look good at the end of this summer and I’ll be happy and surprised if that happens, and I want to surprise people who haven’t seen me in a few months by looking better than I did when they last saw me. I have been very pale and also very thin my entire life and have never liked looking that way, and I think I will spend a lot of time outside and also try to actually exercise, and that’s all you need to know. Anyway, I miss Amelia’s long posts about her life because that’s really all I liked seeing on my dashboard besides pictures of Noam hanging out with babies, and now I’m going to eat a piece of apple pie, which is something I’ve been doing a lot these past few days. An interesting fact about me that I’ll use to end this post, which is otherwise not entertaining in any imaginable way, is that for the past few days the only music I’ve listened to is Dolores Duran and “Understanding in a Car Crash” by Thursday…goodbye everybody (more updates to come)

I had a dream two nights ago that my physics class met in a really small teacher’s lounge in the foreign language department for some reason, and in the dream I remembered something from a completely different dream that I had months earlier where I experienced some kind of weird intense inexplicable nostalgia while I was learning some kind of math in a weird classroom in some version of my high school that doesn’t actually exist. I thought it was weird in many ways, and then I realized that last weekend I watched the first four installments of the Nightmare on Elm Street franchise (and the remake (and Freddy vs. Jason)) and freaky dream stuff is happening so I hope I don’t get killed soon, except I probably deserve to die for watching Freddy vs. Jason by myself and of my own volition. Other than that, I am so intensely physically attracted to someone right now that I feel sad in a funny way. Well, I guess that covers it (my entire life)